Liveblogging Madonna’s Halftime Show

5:00 PM PST: Apparently she’s performing Aida.

5:01: Apparently they’re continuing their efforts to recruit the Glee audience to football.

5:02: At least she can sing.

5:03: This actually looks pretty sick. I’m impressed.

5:04: How the crap are they doing that light show on the field?

5:04: Her vocal is way too low.

5:04: B-Boys killing it.

5:04: Madonna almost looks 40 again!

5:05: Is that Richard Simmons on the tightrope?

5:05: WTF LMFAO? Mash-up actually sounds ok.

5:06: Is that Nicki Minaj and MIA?

5:08: Pretty sure that dance went out of style thirty years ago.

5:08: Too much auto-tune lipsync. Not good.

5:08: FLIPPING OFF THE CAMERA? FUCK CENSORSHIP!

5:10: Cee-Lo and the TMB are here…at least the former. Liking the drumline though.

5:10: Sick re-mapping work.

5:11: “As long as the Klan robes don’t come out, I’m ok.” – Friend of mine

5:11: What’s that tuft of hair in Madonna’s dress?

5:12: Liking the choir.

5:12: Cee-Lo making this sick.

5:13: HOLY SHIT MADONNA’S THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST AND SHE WANTS WORLD PEACE.

5:13: “She’s frozen in carbonite!” – My friend

5:14: Should’ve said “Metta World Peace”.

5:14: WTF Betty White? Loving that commercial.

About Dylan Visvikis

Dylan Visvikis is a working screenwriter and director in Los Angeles. View all posts by Dylan Visvikis

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