5:00 PM PST: Apparently she’s performing Aida.
5:01: Apparently they’re continuing their efforts to recruit the Glee audience to football.
5:02: At least she can sing.
5:03: This actually looks pretty sick. I’m impressed.
5:04: How the crap are they doing that light show on the field?
5:04: Her vocal is way too low.
5:04: B-Boys killing it.
5:04: Madonna almost looks 40 again!
5:05: Is that Richard Simmons on the tightrope?
5:05: WTF LMFAO? Mash-up actually sounds ok.
5:06: Is that Nicki Minaj and MIA?
5:08: Pretty sure that dance went out of style thirty years ago.
5:08: Too much auto-tune lipsync. Not good.
5:08: FLIPPING OFF THE CAMERA? FUCK CENSORSHIP!
5:10: Cee-Lo and the TMB are here…at least the former. Liking the drumline though.
5:10: Sick re-mapping work.
5:11: “As long as the Klan robes don’t come out, I’m ok.” – Friend of mine
5:11: What’s that tuft of hair in Madonna’s dress?
5:12: Liking the choir.
5:12: Cee-Lo making this sick.
5:13: HOLY SHIT MADONNA’S THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST AND SHE WANTS WORLD PEACE.
5:13: “She’s frozen in carbonite!” – My friend
5:14: Should’ve said “Metta World Peace”.
5:14: WTF Betty White? Loving that commercial.